Turdpike
a t-rdpike is a t-rd stabbing stick or spear.
t-rdpike is the combination of the words t-rd and pike.
somtimes a t-rdpike is used by a dog-walker, litter collector, police and mugger.
t-rd
1. a piece of excrement.
2. a mean, contemptible person.
pike
1. a sharply pointed projection or spike.
2. the pointed end of anything, as of an arrow or a spear (still used by beefeaters at the tower of london)
“don’t point that fxxxing t-rdpike at me man, i’m no sh-t.”
a t-rdpike is a t-rd stabbing stick or spear.
t-rdpike is the combination of the words t-rd and pike.
t-rdpikes is more than one t-rdpike as used by groups such as dog-walkers, litter collectors, the police force and groups of muggers.
t-rdpikes is the plural of t-rdpike.
t-rd
1. a piece of excrement.
2. a mean, contemptible person.
pike
1. a sharply pointed projection or spike.
2. the pointed end of anything, as of an arrow or a spear (still used by beefeaters at the tower of london)
leggit lads, loads of oldbill with t-rdpikes!
n. a sh-tty highway or road, either due to disrepair or incessantly constipated traffic
tell my sh-thead boss that i’m gonna be late to my cr-p job because there’s a pileup on the t-rdpike.
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