turdsplittters
another word for thongs, from the thongs tendency to slice a t-rd in half when some drunk ho sh-ts herself.
my shorty always be rockin them t-rdsplitters.
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sitting in some tall gr-ss and jerking yourself off. yo, i saw that guy turfing outside my house!, it was gross.
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a woman’s v-g-n- with large flappy lips that ladies turkey beard was wore out.
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to go and have a sh-t, poo, cr-p etc blimey mate i am touching cloth and have a huge tortoise head i really need to go and turn my bike round, see you in five, or: your’e twitching like you need to go and turn your bike round mate
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