turdstand
a
t-rd} that is too long and too firm to bend on contact with the water, thus h-tting the bottom of the bowl and forcing one to raise their b-m. ending in either breaking off to the front or side, causing a streak on the cheek or a slap to the sack.
“i had to wipe all day after that t-rdstand” or “i had to wipe my b-lls because of that t-rdstand”.
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