Turdswagglers
1. a peasant from ancient rome known to eat sh-t for bread
2. when a jewish man puts his nose up somebody’s cornhole.
1. “oh man i had to research the ancient t-rdswagglers all night.”
2. “oh man, did you hear about mort goldberg at the party last night? he t-rdswaggled phyllis for like 3 hours straight.”
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