Turdsworth
whereby one cannot finish one’s meal and the amount left on the plate is comparable to the t-rd within the individual.
sarah was out to brunch with her girlfriends but was yet to have a bowel motion for the day consequently she left a t-rdsworth of french toast on the plate.
graham: “frank, do you need to sh-t?”
frank: “how did you know?”
graham: “you’ve left a t-rdsworth of your carbonara.”
frank: “i love you”.
graham: “what?”
frank: “nothing”.
1 more definition
1. a person who is of equal or less importance to a t-rd.
2. a person who smells like sh-t
3. asians
4. a person who steps in sh-t
‘ ha! you f-cking t-rdsworth ‘
‘ jon, your a t-rdsworth ‘
rob: ‘oi jon, i heard your mom stepped in sh-t’
jon: ‘yeah she did’
rob: ‘t-rdsworth’
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