Turducken Flu


the latest strain of influenza, with a little swine flu, avian flu, and human flu all thrown in … you get a piece of everything … just like t-rducken (the holiday melange of a chick stuffed in a duck, which is then stuffed in a turkey). sliced just right, you get a piece of everything.
“i thought it was the regular flu, but my hair hurts. i think it’s the t-rducken flu.”

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