turdulance
1. the urge to make a bowel movement while flying on a plane. the victim is hesitant to use the in-flight facilities usually due to embarr-ssment, anxiety, or laziness. this predicament is often coupled with the fear of having another person waiting to use the facility. sometimes equated with “prairie-d-gg-ng”, “the bubble guts”, and/or “crowning.”
2. being prevented from leaving one’s seat despite having an extreme need to use the restroom.
“marcy could no longer read sky mall–she was experiencing heavy t-rdulance on her way to atlanta.”
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