Turf Burglar
a man whom steals another man’s turf. turf either referring to a claimed area (a woman or man) or better yet, in reference to their pubic hair (i.e. turf) and all genitalia housed within. also can be applied as heteros-xual or h-m-s-xual to men or women.
tara: “hey ilana, see that man at the bar, i bet he has one h-ll of a goal post and a well kept turf … i am so gonna take him home and play his field tonight.”
-ilana moves in and chats the guy up for a few hours.-
ilana: “hey tara, i have had enough to drink, this guy will give me a ride home, i’ll see you tomorrow.”
tara: “ilana, you are such a turf burglar.”
-tara heads home alone.-
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