Turf Derp


1. (v). when someone takes a noggin nose dive. 2. see eat sh-t. to mistakenly fall on one’s face in an embarr-ssing or derpish fashion.
my roommate threw me a goldfish snack and i missed it and totally turf derped on my bed.

he missed the soccer ball and totally turf derped.

i kicked the barstool out from under him and he turf derped so hard i snorked.

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