Turf Tan


visible marks left after faceplanting into a disclosed arena (particularily gr-ss turf) while playing a sport.
1 did you see that kid get tackled ?

all i can see is his turf tan

2. is that a turf tan from soccer?

3. billy needs to keep his head up when he plays, hes already had 3 turf tans this season!

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