Turf turd
the rubber pellets found in artificial turf. it gets into anything and everything.
“dude nice tackle out there, you totally messed him up.”
person #1
“thanks man but now i’m covered in turf t-rds.”
person #2
the piece of playing field that gets caught in the football player’s helmet.
ray lewis rammed that running back’s helmet into the turf so f-ckin’ hard,the running back had a turft-rd caught in his helmet….
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