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• Turkey Titzlers

  slang. relating to the the dilapidated and over-processed appearance of a br–sts that have been damaged by excessive over-tanning often with further application of fake tan to deepen the colour. a trademark of an ageing tanorexic. sad as it was jo had to admit her b–bs were rather deflated and damaged by her sun-worshiping, looking […]

• turn green

  turning green happens when you have smoked so much pot and are so buzzed that you start head rushing and feel like you have to lay down no matter what or you will get sick. joe and warren watched as bill took a huge bong hit of some killer missouri spook light bud and lost […]

• turning tim

  when your hooking up with a girl and start jacking off… usually you turn slightly so she doesn’t touch your p-n-s by accident and catches you i pulled a turning tim and j-zzed all over her leg

• Turntable.fm

  a social networking site based around people adding and playing tracks for a crowd of people. site consists mostly of edm but there are other rooms that also cater to different genre’s as well although the site is still in beta it has a crowd that is increasing exponentially as of today. there are crews […]

• turn that place into a doom game

  going to your place of work or a entering a social setting and causing mayhem or chaos. similar to wreaking havoc and or causing m-ss destruction.generally making it an upleasent experience for everyone involved. my boss just informed me that my vacation was denied and that i would actually be working this weekend. im going […]

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