Turfro


a turtle and frog mixed. they are usually frogs the size of turtles with the turtle’s head and tail. turfros were created in the 60’s. they normally have an afro and love to get down and groovy. turfros are usually found on outdoor basketball courts but only come out during the summer. and they love to snack on centipedes and praying mantises.
“wow look at that turfro!”

“a turfro is and unusual animal.”

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