turfwad


a person who is completely and utterly dumb; someone who engages in stupid acts, activities, or says something that is so blatantly wrong that it reaches the point of idiocy.
teacher: who is the current president of the united states?
student: uhhh… that black guy. whats his name…oh, do you mean martin luther king?
teacher: what planet you are living on, you turfwad?

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