turkaloaf
a friend that has a girl friend that brings drama to all friends when having a good time
that guy is such a turkaloaf
noun: a lying lazy fat -ss son of a b-tch friend that everyone has who always mooches for gas money; smokes and booz.
i have a friend who is a total turkaloaf.
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