turkey club


when you spread ur b-tt cheeks and close them on some1’s nose and then fart causing their nose to rattle
john loves them turkey clubs he often tells me its the peak of his day
during an -n-l slam, the male gathers his junk and inserts the shaft and b-lls into the b-tt all at the same time
girl #1: jamal gave me a turkey club last night. it was phenominal
girl #2: dam i want one
a high ranking official in cif designed to prevent chubbiness
“yo turkey club lets go bust a slim fast on that mo fo”

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