turkey gobble


while bending completely over and mooning someone, thus creating the appearance of a turkey as viewed by the one getting mooned, the person getting mooned in turn starts to lick (eat) the mooner’s package – thus creating the turkey gobble.
when ben mooned betty, she got so excited and gave him a turkey gobble.
a genetic inheritance.
when extra skin acquired around the neck and sags.

thus the person begins to look like a big turkey.
there he is, get him guys!!

what are you guys doing to me?

oh sh-t thats just bryan, d-mnit! we thought you were a big turkey!!

its thanksgiving where is bryan??

look at that turkey gobble- what a freak!

insults to this person could be- gobble gobble

– your a big turkey b-tch
– get running on thanksgiving motherf-cker

– put feathers on this guy and you don’t need a halloween costume

– freak
whenever a man shoves his b-lls back between his legs to show someone unfortunate enough to have answered… “no, i haven’t seen a turkey gobble.”
“hey, ever seen a turkey gobble?”

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