turkey neck
when a fat persons neck skin hangs down and looks like a turkey neck.
my granny’s turkey neck looks really nasty.
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a turkey neck is simply when an elderly person (usualy female) has loose flab around her neck which tends to wobble when she/he moves. often women of a certain age wear alot of turtle neck jumpers to cover their sagging necks.
“i get turned on by turkey necks, they’re just so fun to slap about when we’re making love.”
“sicko!”
basically your b-lls are mysteriously fixed to your p-n-s in a web-like fashion
or
(penoscrotal web)
the patient had a history of an aggressive circ-mcision at birth. he has hair on the base of the p-n-s that he shaved, upper scr-t-m attached to the base of p-n-s and a penoscrotal web (turkey neck) of entire lower surface of p-n-s to the glans (head) giving the appearance of a short p-n-s and deformed scr-t-m.
the shaft of an old, wrinkled p-n-s
that c-nt refused to suck my turkeyneck, which was as purple as an iris
derogatory term for a person, essentially calling him a limp d-ck, which is roughly what a turkey neck looks like.
perhaps first popularized in the early 1960s by a pro wrestler called the crusher. memorialized in the 1964 novelty song by the novas t-tled the crusher , featuring lead vocals by the wrestler himself.
from the song: “do the crusher, you turkey necks, everybody’s doing it.”
when you pull the p-n-s over your hand and cover the head as to simulate the neck of a dead turkey, like you might purchase in a grocery store
kyle whipped out his turkeyneck at the drunken social
a guy’s d-ck.
sharon couldn’t get enough of ben’s turkey neck on thanksgiving.
in a manner strikingly similar to arabian goggles, the strapping young lad whips out his genitalia and places his n-ts-ck on the neck of a waiting female, with his d-ck facing up toward her chin. in this way, the delighted female’s neck will resemble that of a turkey.
“girl, i’m going to turkey-neck the sh-t out of you.”
“every day’s thanksgiving with a good old fashioned turkey-neck!”
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