Turkey Nuts


after you shoot your wad and are totally spent, your nut sack hangs low and loose.
man, after last night with jeanette i have a major case of turkey nuts
where one of your nuts hangs lower than you other nuts. the higher of one nut accordin to the other.
hey he has got the biggest turkey nuts.
how far apart are his turkey nuts?

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