Turkey Paralysis
normally experienced after thanksgiving and/or christmas dinners. a person experiences turkey paralysis after they have consumed an excessive amount of food. this ultimately leads the body into a state of paralysis from being so full and the rest of the evening is normally spent being unable to move on the couch.
ryan: “how was your christmas dinner last night?”
cody: “way too much food… i entered a state of turkey paralysis. i couldn’t move after dinner.”
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