Turkey Sandwich Week


named due to the abundance of cold turkey, this the week between christmas and new years. profitable time for the alcohol and drug industry, also beginning of post-christmas sales.
man: did you have a good christmas?

other man: yes, now it’s turkey sandwich week

man: great

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