turkey season
when you grab your p-n-s (it has to be small enough when flaccid to fit entirely in your hand) and pull upwards repeatedly, chasing another person with your jiggling scr-t-m while shouting “turkey season!”. it is so named after the sac’s resemblance to a turkey’s neck.
“you almost done in there? i gotta pee. wait, what are you-”
“turkey season!”
“oh, god, no.”
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