Turkey Shower Curtains


when a girl gets several circular piercings on her l-b–, so that it stretches it and looks like a curtain with rings on it, like a shower curtain.
barbara just got six piercings on her l-b–. that b-tch has turkey shower curtains. get out the comet and let’s clean it.
when a girl gets several circular piercings on her l-b–, so that it stretches it and looks like a curtain with rings on it, like a shower curtain.
barbara has turkey shower curtains.

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