turkey skipper


people and businesses who skip any sort of decoration for thanksgiving and go straight to christmas season after halloween ends. it becomes worse every year.
mom it’s a shame these turkey skippers don’t decorate for thanksgiving. errrrrrrr turkey skippers!

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