turkey squirt


the process of accidentally squirting -n-l juices instead of the intended gas.
guy 1 “ey bro listen to this!……o-oh sh-t.”
guy 2 “what was that!?”
guy 1 “i just turkey squirted”
a severe form of diarrhea often -ssociated with defecating in ones drawls or missing the toilet.
“dude that bathroom had cr-p all over the wall.”
“yeah, the dude must of had the turkey squirts.”
when you are f-cking your woman and you c-m inside her… you grab a turkey baster shove it deep inside…
suck the c-m out and shoot it on her face…
happy turkey squirting!!!

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