Turkey Sweats


when you eat too much turkey and get real sweaty.

can be used for other foods: pizza sweats, sandwhich sweats, taco sweats
man, i’ve got the turkey sweats big time.
an overwhelming feeling of stress and tiredness as the body prepares to process more than a healthy amount of thanksgiving turkey.
upon finishing thanksgiving dinner, justin decided to crawl away from the table and prepare for the imminent turkey sweats.
#turkey #thanksgiving #eating #sleep #holidays

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