turkey tax
consumption tax. if, on thanksgiving day, one decides to consume a second helping of turkey, one must first take a one (1) ounce shot of wild turkey bourbon prior to said second helping.
hot scott, who is too pretty to be hipster, was extremely thankful last november and decided he wanted a second plate of thanksgiving turkey. mike disallowed hot scott’s second helping until he paid the turkey tax. hot scott had a wicked buzz for the rest of dinner.
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