turkey trot


the act of waddling to the bathroom while holding a torrent of s-m-n inside your v-g-n- in an attempt to keep it from leaking out.
i busted about a quart of c-m inside that sk-nk, and she got out of bed quicker than sh-t and did the turkey trot down the hall.

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