Turkey Twizzlers
delecious food that jamie oliver said was unhealthy even though its healthier than a pork sausage! thus made it discontinued by bernard matthews
jamie oliver: im gunna get rid of all food that isnt a vegetable cause im an idiot like that! including turkey twizzlers, i guess all the school kids will just go to mcdonalds, but oh well im a jerk!
delecious food that jamie oliver said was unhealthy even though its healthier than a pork sausage!
jamie oliver: im gunna get rid of all food that isnt a vegetable or fruit! including turkey twizzlers, i guess all the school kids will just go to mcdonalds, but oh well i didnt think of that!
the act in which the male or female with a strap on, points the shaft upwards vertically while lying down. the partner, male or female, then proceeds to “sit” on the shaft. then while the person lying down stays still, the person riding the shaft proceeds to spin around almost in a breakdance type fashion.
“my head was spinning after the turkey twizzer my boyfriend gave me”
“my girl loves turkey twizzlers”
turkey twizzlers represent everything i hate about school dinners
they are full of sh-t and they are in a shape of a pigs p-n-s
they only contain 30% turkey, the rest is salt, bread crumbs, e-flavours and other cr-p (they might even contain turkey sh-t)
you can find them in england, they are an embaressment to the whole world and whoever invented them is a ignorant -rs-!
tw-t “yummy, turkey twizzlers for dinner!”
me “shut the f-ck up, i’d rather have a salad thank-you very much!”
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