turkey weenie


a perfect, vanilla white boy with a pale, soft peach/pink skin color, tends to have very supple pink lips, so very supple and so very pink it tends to make one uncomfortable. he will likely have many brown moles, reddish nipples, flared nostrils when he laughs. he is the type to enjoy kraft macaroni and cheese, plain cheerios, and milk. the term turkey weenie will refer to the appearance and hue of his genitals.
ansel elgort is the ultimate turkey weenie.

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