turkeycalling
while performing c-nn-l-ng-s move the tip of your tongue up and down fast on the tip of the cl-toris and make a high pitched sound. it will either sound like a turkey call or an indian on the war path.
the rapid tongue movement and the high pitched vibration will make your woman kick you in the back of the head…. with “both” heels.
performing this act without making the sound is not turkey calling, its c-nn-l-ng-s
she was fine until i started turkeycalling her and she kicked me in the back of the head……with both heels.
i told the neighbors that i had lost my turkey
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