Turkeys on the table
this means it’s time to go, like on thanksgiving when the turkeys on the table it’s time to eat. the term can be to tell someone to hurry up, and get their -ss in gear. also can mean you have a chance to win a game or a chance to get get your freak on with some smokin hot b-tch.
with 10 seconds left in the game, the turkeys on the table for the steelers with the ball on the goal line.
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