turkish breakfast
the breakfast typical to modern day turks. usually has tomatoes, olive oil, white cheese zaatar, bread, and black tea.
doesn’t contain eggs in -ssholes.
mom: turk kahvaltisini istiyormusun?
friend: what?
you: turkish breakfast?
friend: yeah, you have any bacon?
you: f-ck no.
the act of making delectable turkish coffee, pouring it into another person’s -n-s and then consuming the beverage with a straw. similar to the portuguese breakfast.
“hey dawg, you look tired.”
“yeah man, i haven’t had my turkish breakfast this morning!”
n. when one cracks an egg in someone’s -sshole
are special this morning is the turkish breakfast
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