Turkish Face Mask
turkish face mask is the act of placing ones’ scr-t-m on another’s face, situating a t-st-cl- in each eye socket and laying the shaft of the p-n-s over ones’ nose.
also known as: arabian gas mask
example 1:
zach: “hey, why is there, what appears to be, a pubic hair in my eye lashes?”
rebecca: “well zach, i warned you not to drink so much at claire’s last night. you p-ssed out and cam took the t-bagging to a whole new level and gave you a turkish face mask… hence the p-b- in your eyelash. ”
example 2:
devon: “how did your date go last night brandon?”
brandon: “well, let’s just say that girl was a freak!”
devon: “details! i need details!”
brandon: “the girls a superfreak, after i was dropping loads down her throat hole, she requested me to turkish face mask her… i had never heard of that until last night.”
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