Turkish Hair Dryer
that’s where you sit on a girl’s head, she pulls down on your “cord”, and you dry her hair with your farts.
during the most recent neighborhood power outage. my wife grew frustrated due to the lack of power to blow dry her hair before work. being the loving husband that i am, i allowed her to use my turkish hair dryer instead.
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