Turkish Meatcleaver


the act of using your b-n-r as a deadly weapon by hitting a girl with it. the location of your hit does not matter, but for it to be considered a true turkish meatcleaver the hit must be so powerful that it forces the girl to say “oww” and then because she is so impressed she proceeds to s on your d
man: “hi-yaaaaaaaaaa!”

girl: “oww… wow it’s so big and powerful. -sucky sucky-”

man: “yeah you love turkish meatcleaver. they always do.”

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