turkish pancake
grade school nickname, free of s-xual connotation
“hey, i’m arthur but my friends call me turkish pancake because of my ethnic background and preferred breakfast food.”
a s-xual term for the act of releiving one’s feces onto the back of one’s significant other, followed by a belly flop onto the pile of excrement, at which time the feces will be made into a nice flat patty. also called a flying armenian latke
while at the fetish convention, my friend bobby nearly broke his lumbar vertebrae while getting an old fashioned turkish pancake from his favorite gay p-rn star. he still had so much fun that he vowed to never wash his back again.
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