Turkish Prisoner
aka the turk p, turkish p
the turkish prisoner is the act of delivering a feisty
bl-wj-b to a man, only using teeth.
some like it slow, some like it fast, the more teeth the better.
a bl-wj-b with great zest and appeal is improved only when the
blower using teeth/sans tongue spit and gums and cheek to
simulate s-x with the p-n-s…erect or unerect.
“i love it when bad toothed motherf-ckers give me the turkish prisoner.”
great candidates to perform this bl–dy art are:
-anyone with braces
-canines
-madonna
-amy winehouse
-gary busey
-joan rivers
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