Turkish Steam Bath
when someone else is in the shower, you stick your -ss in and fart, then run off, trapping the smell in the shower. works best with small showers with doors instead of curtains. similar to the dutch oven.
yo mom was taking a nice hot shower, so i snuck in and gave her a nasty turkish steam bath.
whenever you fart a horribly wretched one in the shower, especially when it’s extremely steamy within the curtains. always helpful when your women is with you.
guy: (in shower) ahhhh!!
friend: (busts into the bathroom) what’s happening?!
guy: i just gave myself a turkish steam bath!!
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