Turkish Thunder Whip
when a gentlemenly fellow busts out his genitals and proceeds to slap his lady friend in the face with his musty b-lls.
i totally turkish thunder whipped mirski last night.
the act of a male aggressively slapping his female counterpart across the face with his t-st-cl-s. this act is typically preformed at the height of a s-xual climax, just before the male blows his load in her bruised face.
male 1: dude, i totally gave your sister a black eye when i turkish thunder whipped her last nite!
male 2: you j-zz monkey!
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