Turkish Towel


when you take one square/sheet of toilet paper poke a hole thought the center of the sheet and put the paper all the way down by your kuckel and wipe your -ss with your index finger then use the small dot that you poked though to clean the feces from underneath your finger nail.
turkish towel cr-p but -ss
on ships,a towel hung in the head for all to use to wipe their -ss when all the toilet paper is gone
“hey skipper-get gilligan to change the turkish towel-it’s down to the last square inch and we’re havin chili tonite”

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