Turkish Train Wreck
1.the act of sh-tting into a girls mouth then slamming her face into a wall.
2.the act of having your partner bend over, then you run across the room at full speed and spear her via the -n-s.
1.) that b-tch so deserved a turkish train wreck
2.) watch out here comes the turkish trainwreck!
slamming your c-ck into a tight v-g-n- and your c-ck brakes in half
dude that girl was so tight i almost had a turkish train wreck
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