turkocet


turkey sandwich + percocet
homeless man comes to ed after getting his foot run over by a taxi

patient: doc, i’m in pain, yo can i get somethin’, my foot is killin’ me! and i gotta get me somethin’ to eat.

doc: sure, hang on.

doc to nurse: patient needs a turkocet.

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