turmagettle
an alternative to cursing. likened to gosh, golly, and other verbal alternatives to such words as sh-t, d-mn, god, and f-ck.
a turmagettle is also a good idea for a pokemon.
ah turmagettle, my turmagettling car broke down.
“hey, did you catch that turmagettle yet?”
“no, but isn’t that a great idea for a pokemon?”
“h-ll yeah!”
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