Turn n’ Burn
this is the act of whilst in the process of s-xual intercourse, you the guy turns around while wearing a condom and uses icy hot as a lubricant. then he sticks is p-n-s into the v-g-n- and burns her insides!
i just did the turn n’ burn and burnt that b-tches insides
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