Turnered


(adj.) heavily inebriated, to an even greater degree than sh-tfaced.
dude, i can’t make my meeting this morning as i totally got turnered last night.
to be put in the most horrific situation
“our little secret!” said frank as he snuggles in bed with his son.
mum: “i’ll just finish this hot sweaty work, and then you can rummage m’gash”

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