turning japanese


m-st-rb-t–n. refers to the look that some men get on their face at the time of climax.
guys sometimes turn j-panese when they watch p-rnos.
t-tle of 1980 hit record by the vapors, with a rhythm said to be suitable for masturbation. t-tle is a reference to the contorted face typical of a guy about to blow his load after a good tommy. the lyrics apparently tell the story of a guy in jail w-nking over a picture of his girl.
1. ‘turning j-panese’ by the vapors made it to number 3 in the uk chart in early 1980.
2. i was having an awesome w-nk last night and just as i was about to cream myself my f-cking roomate burst in and said “f-ck, you’re turning j-panese!”. how we laughed.
the act of a male trying to perform f-ll-t– (oral s-x) on himself. the phrase refers the facial expression made during this act.
while jon was masturbating, he remembered the pleasure he had recieved from his first bl-w j-b, so he bent down and tried to suck on his own c-ck, and with all of his might, he started turning j-panese.

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