turning my swag on
biting the lower lip with some unstable knee sways. . . and almost falling over
turning my swag on: i j-zz right in my pants everytime your next to me, and when were holding hands its like having s-x with me…
when bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense.. and i j-zzed in my pants
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pxfhlulzf4
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