Turnip Fucker
one who uses a turnip to derive s-xual pleasure in one of three ways.
1. cutting a sufficient hole into a turnip to allow simulation of a desired orafice permitting the insertion of the p-n-s.
2. inserting a turnip into one’s -n-s, simulating -n-l s-x.
3. inserting a turnip into the v-g-n- to simulate a desired organ, usually a p-n-s.
harold drunkenly explained his sordid life a social turnip f-cker.
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