turpiscryer
(foreboding, scry, turpitude, woe), someone who practices or specializes in using the crystal-ball of turpitude; someone who antic-p-tes, senses, or predicts ill or dangerous consequences, unless some prescribed action is taken; foretelling worst-case scenario’s based on gut feelings; an influential factor in or aspect of doom or woe mongering.
summon the turpiscryer & tell us what there is to be afraid of this week.
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